What a pisser!
A New Hampshire OnlyFans model who allegedly filmed herself urinating on grocery store food has been busted over a pee spree in a hotel room — including on a Bible, cops said.
Kelli Tedford, 24, was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott hotel in Keene back in January,court documents show.
Tedford, who goes by “Kinki Kelli” on OnlyFans, is accused of recording herself peeing on an air conditioner unit, comforter, curtains and the Bible inside the room, the documents charge.
She also allegedly defecated on the floor before hiding her feces in the tank of the toilet.
The alleged perp was hit with five criminal mischief charges over the sickening ordeal, the filings, obtained by the Smoking Gun show.
The gross saga allegedly unfolded just weeks before Tedford was arrested for spraying a slew of products at the Monadnock Food Co-op, which is also located in Keene, with her urine.
Her alleged display cost the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses, the Keene Police Department said at the time.
The local store was also forced to issue a recall for organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford allegedly relieved herself on the products.
Cops said the grocery store footage was among a trove of online videos they uncovered that documented similar disgusting acts dating back to at least 2021.
“At this time, it appears likely that similar historic incidents occurred in Keene and surrounding communities where Tedford contaminated items and/or surfaces with urine,” police said.
She was slapped with a criminal mischief charge over the grocery store ordeal and is due to be arraigned on all charges on May 8.