A couple of smooth criminals were busted last week in Portland, Oregon, when police discovered a bag full of drugs — labeled “Not a Bag full of Drugs” — during a traffic stop.
The ironically labeled stash was found after police searched a stolen Ford Taurus around 1:15 a.m. Wednesday, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun.
The driver, 35-year-old Reginald Reynolds, and passenger Mia Baggenstos, 37, were both arrested.
Police found a loaded .357 handgun in Reynolds’ pocket, as well as a bag of meth and $1,360 in cash. He additionally had pills that he told the officers were oxycontin and a meth pipe, according to the arrest report.
Inside the vehicle, they allegedly discovered more meth and drug paraphernalia, two scales and “baggies commonly used for selling.”
Cops also noted the “brown bag that said on it, ‘Definitely Not a Bag full of Drugs,’” in which they found a large amount of meth.
In total, police seized roughly a half-pound of drugs.
The pair are facing drug possession charges, possession of a stolen vehicle and methamphetamine trafficking.