You know, other than President Joe Biden calling Kamala Harris “Vice President Trump” and Volodymyr Zelensky “President Putin,” I thought Joe HindenBiden had a pretty strong week.
Hey, Dr. Lil, what’s for dinner tonight?
The Marlins are at Cincinnati, and I haven’t been this fired up since I found out Pat Sajak is returning to host “Celebrity Wheel of Fortune.”
Miami’s Edward Cabrera will not be going to the All-Star Game after allowing 18 runs in his last 19 innings.
The Reds’ Andrew Abbott has won four in a row, giving up five runs in his last 24 innings.
We cashed when Abbott beat the Rockies in his last start.
We will take the Reds and Putin — sorry, Abbott — for $50.
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The Dead Birds didn’t show up.
Kyle Hendricks pitched seven shutout innings for the first time in forever and the Cubs shuffled the Cards, 5-1.
Down -954 enosslaughters.