Coleen Nolan says her ‘vampire vagina only comes out at night’

In a sentence you never imagined reading today, Loose Women star Coleen Nolan has declared her ‘vampire vagina only comes out at night’.

The singer, 59, was engaged in some lively banter with This Morning host Ben Shephard when she made the shocking comment on live TV.

Ben and co-host Cat Deeley had been discussing the next segment on their show, involving a woman who underwent a treatment dubbed a ‘vampire vagina’ and how it changed her life, when Coleen made the cheeky quip.

As Christine Lampard introduced Loose Women on Tuesday, she mentioned the panel discussing Coleen’s new tattoo, which Ben replied to, joking: ‘I’m assuming Coleen’s new tattoo is of me.’

‘It’s a vampire vagina,’ Coleen laughed back.

As he and Cat began uncontrollably laughing, Ben said: ‘Haven’t you got one of those already?’

‘Yeah, it only comes out at night!’ Coleen then said, leaving everyone listening in hysterics, as Ben hit back: ‘If ever I’ve learnt anything, don’t go head to head with Coleen in a banter session, you’ll always fail.’

The actual segment was far more serious, as a woman spoke about how the rare rejuvenation treatment helped her take back control of her life.

Gina suffered a traumatic experience when she gave birth to her first child in 2004, which left her with a ‘third-degree tear’.

She felt as though she was just ‘meddling through’ after coming home with just a leaflet, and ‘before you know it’, she was pregnant again with twins, and was left ‘shocked’.

During her pregnancy, she dealt with the stress of worrying that one of the babies wasn’t growing properly, and she had to deliver at 27 weeks.

Recalling the scary experience where she had an emergency C-section, and feeling unprepared at the time, she said: ‘It was quite traumatic in the sense that when the babies came out, baby A is a girl, baby B is a boy, and seven hours later I had an entourage come in, saying, what were you told because unfortunately we don’t know what baby A is, because he hadn’t finished developing properly, and when he came out, his organs were still forming.’

Gina only discovered the sex of her baby a few days later, where she was left ‘waiting and not knowing’, before finding out he was a boy.

Tragically, her trauma didn’t end there, as Gina was left with pre-eclampsia and blood clots, and thought she was close to dying.

‘At that time no one emphasised pelvic exercises,’ she remembered, as she heartbreakingly went on to reveal her baby died four months later from further complications.

At that point, Gina felt she’d lost control of her life and sought help, including the ‘vampire vagina’ treatment, which involves injecting a patient’s own blood into their vagina.

Speaking on This Morning, she explained: ‘It’s something I’ve always wanted to have done, because after the first birth, I just felt like I’d lost control, in terms of leaking, and most of the time, always wanting to know where I can find the loo, and sexual intercourse, when you start to lose that feeling it’s quite scary.’

Ben and Cat, who described hearing of the rare treatment as ‘horrific’ and ‘scary’ before understanding the changes it could have on someone’s life, were also shown (using a plastic model) what the surgery actually entails.

Women’s health expert Dr Sarah Jenkins explained that it wasn’t ‘an indulgent treatment’ but a way to manage medical symptoms, including incontinence.

The treatment involves botox needles injected containing the patient’s own blood into the clitoris and around the vagina, to ‘rejuvenate’ the skin and cause collagen and elastin to reform there.

Hearing of the treatment, Gina was left ‘so excited’, and now she says most of her symptoms have reduced.

‘After two or three months I felt like something had actually changed,’ she said.