Wake me when it’s over.
On second thought, don’t even bother.
From the moment the Yankees traded for free agent-in-waiting Juan Soto in early December of last year, media speculation began to run wild on where he might next play and for how much after his one season with the Yankees.
Perhaps because I could not suffer Soto’s style of play — he’s a superior batter but spends more time practicing his elaborate home run handshakes and is indiscriminately eager to demonstrate immodest home plate behavior than learning to play right field — I’ve found Soto a tough act to suffer back to when he was a showboat on feeble Nationals teams.