Here’s where Elon Musk can start cutting federal spending — from transgender monkeys to DEI and checks to dead people

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are tasked with cutting down the $6,750,000,000,000 the federal government spent in 2024 under their new Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

The group will work outside of the government to “dismantle bureaucracy, slash excess regulations, cut wasteful expenditures and restructure federal agencies,” according to a statement from President-elect Donald Trump. John Hart, CEO of watchdog Open the Books, which monitors fiscal waste, told The Post they will curb “spending that has been on autopilot where there’s no real thought or purpose behind it.”

Finding areas to cut isn’t hard — many jaw dropping examples are admitted in the government’s own reports. Here are some of the first gravy trains expected to be derailed:

Elon Musk is heading up the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to make federal departments more accountable. Getty Images

Dead people cashing in

In 2023, the federal government shipped $1.3 billion in checks to dead people from the IRS, Medicare and assorted veterans groups, according to RealClear Investigations.

According to Hart, it could easily be stopped. “The Treasury department has a do-not-pay list. These people should all be on it. But there is no cross checking between the agencies paying out and the Treasury,” he said.

Behind bars benefits

Prisoners thought to still be free and out-of-work received $171 million in unemployment payments or Social Security in 2023. Medicaid and Medicare also sent out $101 billion in improper payments, largely due to fraud, and tax cheats took the IRS for at least $546 million.

Vivek Ramaswamy is co-leader of the new Department of Government Efficiency, wants to “crush the bureaurcracy.” Getty Images

Russian cat research

In 2021 the National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded $549,000 to a Russian lab performing experiments on cats, including removing part of their brains and seeing if they could still walk on treadmills, according to the Washington Times.

Cats walking on treadmills in Russia scored $549,000 from the US government. iridi66 – stock.adobe.com

Biden’s Irish boondoggle

American taxpayers shelled out $4 million last year for Joe and Hunter Biden to go on a trip to Ireland, as The Post reported. That included $1.2 million on an elaborate sound system and light show for a Biden speech and $760,000 to rent out an entire hotel in Dublin.

President Biden took his son to Ireland. Tax payers footed the bill, coughing up $4 million for their trip. Getty Images

$50 million monkey business

Spending by the NIH includes $33 million to a firm which runs “Monkey Island,” a colony of around 3,000 primates sent to research labs. Additionally, NIH grants totaling $3.7 million funded a study on monkeys and gambling. Part of another $12 million went to the University of Mississippi to test monkeys on methamphetamine and a Florida lab received $477,000 to help fund research into “transgender” monkeys — males injected with female hormones.

A jackpot of $3.7 million was spent to study monkeys and gambling. FilmMagic

Still paying for the pandemic

The COVID-19 pandemic is over but spending hasn’t stopped — with FEMA expecting to spend another $70 billion on the pandemic by August 2026. Meanwhile, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been receiving $15 million worth of security detail this year, despite being retired. “He basically has a limo driver and armed guards,” Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) told The Post. “Presidents get that for a while, but they’re the only people in our country who get that.”

Despite being out of the government, Dr. Anthony Fauci still has security detail. Paul Rand told The Post that Fauci is “getting the treatment of a former president.” AP

Drag shows in Ecuador

The State Department awarded a $20,600 grant in 2022 to a center in Ecuador, according to the tracker at USAspending.gov. That grant was used for “12 drag theater performances” and a “two-minute documentary” Fox News reported.

Staging drag shows in Ecuador cost US taxpayers $20,000 (file photo) Getty Images

Empty federal buildings

Federal agencies are using on average 12% of space in their headquarters, according to a March report from the Public Buildings Reform Board. The General Services Administration is spending $2 billion annually to maintain government-owned offices and $5 billion to lease space.

DEI rages on

The Department of Health and Human Services hired 294 employees at a cost of $38.7 million to oversee Diversity Equity and Inclusion, as reported by Open the Books.

Handouts to China

The State Department handed nearly $58.7 million to China between 2017 and 2022, according to Open the Books. Nearly $100,000 of that was used to promote ‘Gender Equality’ — through the use of New Yorker magazine cartoons.

IRS employees dodge paying taxes and usually get to keep their jobs. AP

Arming the EPA

The Environmental Protection Agency shot itself in the foot by spending $620,000 on guns and ammunition, including on: bullet-proof armor, night vision equipment and military grade weapons, none of which is necessary, according to critics.

Guns rank among expenditures incurred by the EPA. AFP via Getty Images

IRS tax dodgers

Even those working for the IRS aren’t leading by example. Between October 2021 and October 2023, IRS employees owed $50 million in unpaid taxes. Yet only 20 employees were fired over their filings. “If IRS employees can’t figure out how to pay their taxes, how do the rest of us?” said Hart.

The IRS has been outplayed by tax cheats who claim non-existent dependents. AP

Obscure research

The National Endowment for the Humanities spends hundreds of thousands of dollars per year on obscure studies. Their January 2024 grants alone awarded over $350,000 to research and write books on: The history of Muslim-Chinese encounters in Asia from the 1360s to the 1640s; the history and sociological impact of liver disease in Egypt and the nature of imprisonment in England from 1550 to 1800.

TOTAL WASTE: 386 billion

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