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Slim pickens.
Wednesday’s sports menu looks like the menu at Red Lobster at 11 p.m., after the “all you can eat for $20” wolves have wiped out the shrimp & crab buffet tables.
Monday’s “Action Top Play” focused on darts.
Stitches’ campaign manager Don Reed after further review: “Maybe darts isn’t such a ridiculous idea after all. There’s no bullpen in darts.”
The “BULLpens” will resume blowing our saves on Friday.
Stitches, who has appeared on more dart boards than Prince Harry, will play $50 on Caitlin Clark and the Fever who are in Dallas to take on the…hold on let me check…ah yes, the Wings.
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Like most of our first half plays, the Home Run-Demolition Derby didn’t go our way.
Looked to the National League to turn our luck around but they turned our stomachs.
Hunter “Queasy” Greene gave up a two-run homer to Jarren Duran and the American League won it, 5-3.
Down -1,056 rayfosses.