Here’s which Walkers crisp you are according to your star sign

a selection of walkers crisps on a starry background with star signs
Which Walkers crisp you are according to your star sign? (Picture: WALKERS / GETTY)

Our star sign can reveal a lot about us, such as our personality, our perfect holiday destination or who we’re most compatible with.

Now according to Walkers, it can also reveal which potato snack you are.

In an Instagram post, the famous crisp brand shared which of its crisps you were based on your star sign.

While some just make sense, Pisces may be a tad offended.

Yes, it’s just a bit of fun but is there any truth in it? We enlisted the help of tarot and astrology expert, Kerry Ward, to find out.

Who knows, after reading this maybe you’ll think twice now before selecting your Tesco meal deal snack.

Aries are Walkers Wotsits
Aries’ are Wotsits (Picture: WALKERS)

Aries (March 21 to April 20): Wotsits

Kerry says: ‘Wotsits tend to evoke a love/hate response. They’re either gone in seconds or skirted around like radioactive orange dust… much like many people’s response to fiery, combustible, full on, OTT Aries folk.

‘You either love the chaos or you don’t.’

Taurus are Walkers Monster Munch
Taurus’ are Monster Munch (Picture: WALKERS)

Taurus (April 21 to May 21): Monster Munch

Kerry says: ‘If ever a crisp were an actual ‘meal’ then MM is that crisp! And what everyone knows about Taureans is their significant, enduring, and savoury-focused appetite.

‘Taureans are food people, lovers of flavour, devourers of mammoth meals. They are down for a ‘crisp meal’ all day long.’

Gemini are Walkers Prawn Cocktail
Geminis are Prawn Cocktail (Picture: WALKERS)

Gemini (May 22 to June 21): Prawn Cocktail

Kerry says: ‘Saucy, unique, piquant, sweet but also sour… yes, Geminis are the prawn cocktails of the zodiac.

‘Many folk don’t like them (much like these crisps), but they’re missing out on quite a sensation (much like those folk).’

Cancer are Walkers Quavers
Cancers are Quavers (Picture: WALKERS)

Cancer (June 22 to July 23): Quavers

Kerry says: ‘Cancerians are emotional, loving, soft, and compassionate.

‘If ever a star sign was designed to ‘melt in the mouth’ like delectable Quavers do then it’d be the squishy, sentimental Cancer people.’

Leo are Walkers Wotsists Crunchy
Leos are Wotsists Crunchy (Picture: WALKERS)

Leo (July 24 to Augst 23): Wotsits Crunchy

Kerry says: ‘No one ignores Leo folk! And if you’ve got a Wotsit Crunch in your gob then you know the feeling. Spicy! Spiky! Bold! Like a crisp but… MORE.

‘And Leos are like that, too. Extra!’

Virgos are Walkers Ready Salted
Virgos are Ready Salted (Picture: WALKERS)

Virgo (August 24 to September 23): Ready Salted

Kerry says: ‘Virgos are the sign that plays safe, that stays neutral, that offends no one and gets on with their own business, thank you very much.

‘No one ever turned down a Ready Salted, they can get along with just about any sandwich or salad, kinda’ like people-pleasing Virgos.’

Libras are Walkers Cheese and Onion
Libras are Cheese and Onion (Picture: WALKERS)

Libra (September 24 to October 23): Cheese & Onion

Kerry says: ‘Libra are the zodiac’s greatest lovers, the huge flirts, the desirable charmers and people that love their cheese & onion crisps certainly LOVE them, would not deviate from them, and savour that flavour, almost letting it seduce their taste buds as it dissolves.

‘This crisp IS a love affair.’

Scorpios are Walkers Max Paprika
Scorpios are Max Paprika (Picture: WALKERS)

Scorpio (October 24 to November 22): Max Paprika

Kerry says: ‘Scorpios are spicy, fiery, powerful, exotic, and strongly tempered folk. You know when a Scorpio is around you, much like this spicy and tasty crisp.

‘It packs a punch and delivers a strong mouth sensation.’

Sagittarius' are Walkers Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations
Sagittarius’ are Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations (Picture: WALKERS)

Sagittarius (November 23 to December 21): Sensations Sweet Chilli 

Kerry says: ‘Sweet chilli is perfect for Sagittarians because they are fiery and hot-tempered, often saying what others are thinking (but wouldn’t say) i.e. the chilli, and also warm, loving and adorable (so they get away with it all) i.e. the sweet.’

Capricorns are Walkers Salt and Vinegar
Capricorns are Salt and Vinegar (Picture: WALKERS)

Capricorn (December 22 to January 21): Salt & Vinegar

Kerry says: ‘Capricorns have a dry humour, a sarcastic attitude, and a sharp tongue. They don’t suffer fools gladly, much like the sharp, intense, cutting salt & vinegar crisp.

‘Don’t get it on a cut, it’ll sting, just like the biting response of a withering Capricorn!’

Aquarius' are Ready Salted French Fries
Aquarius’ are Ready Salted French Fries (Picture: WALKERS)

Aquarius (January 22 to 19 February): French Fries Ready Salted

Kerry says: ‘French Fries stand alone from other crisps, for their shape and texture.

‘A perfect fit for eccentric, unique but also much-loved and pursued Aquarians. Someone has to stand out from the crowd or it’d get boring, right?’

Pisces' are potatoes
Pisces’ are potatoes (Picture: Getty Images)

Pisces (February 20 to March 20): a potato

Kerry says: ‘I feel bad for Pisces here so let’s make it right! Pisces IS the final sign and therefore contains sprinklings of the other 11’s traits and characteristics.

‘Just as ALL crisps contain potato. So, on that note, yes, Pisces is the ground zero, the all-star of the crisp realm!’

What do you think? Let us know if yours is on the money below…

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