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Debate day soooo let’s get ready to stumble!!!
In this corner, wearing the MAGA red trunks.
He wants to make debating great again.
Won’t be silenced when his mic is muted.
The man of a thousand nicknames whose new moniker is convicted felon, but his favorite team is still the January Sixers.
Here he is, the court-case king, Donald Trump!
And in the blue corner.
He threw out the first pitch at the 1924 World Series.
Wandered off at the G7 Summit. Fell asleep at numerous functions.
Falls so often his friends call him “Joey Niagara.”
Insists the borders are secure.
Here he is, Joe “Get Off My Lawn” Biden!
Shake hands and come out lying!
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Quick pick: Cubs are in Frisco and are facing Jordan Hicks.
$50 on Shota Imanaga and the Cubbies.
Bruised.
The Brewers beat the Rangers, 6-5, in 10 innings.
Jake Bauers hit a grand salami.
Someone named Andruw Monasterio (batting .163) singled in the game winner.
We may be heading to a monasterio soon.
Down -895 tananas.